I am launching the Planet Whizbang wheel hoe in the spring of 2009 with an initial production run of 250 Hoe Parts Kits. To commemorate this historic event and have some fun with the occasion, I am issuing a very official Planet Whizbang Pioneer Certificate to those people who purchase one of these very first 250 hoes. Here’s a picture of one of the certificates:
As you can see, this official certificate is beautifully designed and features the exciting new Planet Whizbang logo of a fresh beet encircled with golden Saturnal rings. This is one of those bits of ephemera that is destined to be a sought-after agrarian collectible of the future!
Remember, only 250 people in the world will be awarded one of these certificates. Only 250 people in the world will be a Planet Whizbang Pioneer. Ownership of one of these numbered certificates will be your proof of membership in this exclusive community of down-to-earth folks.
If that’s not exciting enough, there’s more.... As explained on the official certificate, the names of all Planet Whizbang Pioneers will be inscribed and recorded on the official Hoe Handle of the Planet Whizbang Pioneers. This hoe handle will hang proudly for all to see in the international headquarters of Planet Whizbang.
But wait. That’s not all..... Every Planet Whizbang Pioneer will, upon being issued their personalized certificate, be authorized to use the honorable abbreviated suffix of P.W.P. after their name on all official and unofficial documents.
So that’s what being a Planet Whizbang Pioneer is all about. Don’t let this one-time opportunity to be a part of history pass you buy. Order a Planet Whizbang Wheel Hoe Parts Kit today.
NOTE: When the first 250 hoes have been sold, this page will be changed to tell the story of the Pioneers and show a picture of the official Planet Whizbang Pioneer Hoe Handle.
